1 00:00:06,410 --> 00:00:07,910 It's time to wake up. 2 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:10,770 Your mother and father are waiting for you. 3 00:00:11,950 --> 00:00:13,250 Phyllis, it's Saturday. 4 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:16,430 People are supposed to sleep late on Saturday. 5 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:18,590 Ordinary people, dearie. 6 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:21,790 Now, here are your clothes for today. 7 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:27,470 The nuns at school get to wear hotter stuff than that. 8 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:30,070 The limo leaves in an hour, so hurry up. 9 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,530 Don't let grass grow under your feet. 10 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:41,930 Another fundraiser. Another photo op. 11 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:47,730 Another boring day in the life of Hallie Richmond. 12 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,190 So good. 13 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,690 We took the formal office by surprise. 14 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:19,130 You should have seen the secret service agent die. 15 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:24,550 His jaw must have dropped about 100 yards when we stole a daddy's dick. 16 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:28,370 My day with the president's daughter. 17 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:33,730 My day with the president's daughter. Oh, yeah. My day with her. 18 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:35,470 So special. 19 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:36,750 So unique. 20 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:38,790 I'll never forget it. 21 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,830 Morning. Good morning, sweetheart. 22 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:51,370 Morning, Daddy. 23 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:52,910 Morning, sweetie. 24 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,850 Eat your eggs, baby. They're getting cold. 25 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:03,590 I believe that the young people of this country are the one and only hope for 26 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,589 the future. 27 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:05,590 Pass the jam, please. 28 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:07,910 Paul, I mean, come on. 29 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:11,310 I might as well sell them in favor of mom, apple pie, and puppies. 30 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,200 They also want to send a crew to follow you and Barbara around for a day. 31 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,860 Follow us? Why? 32 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,780 You know, a day in the life of the First Lady. 33 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,480 Pass the jam, please. 34 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,200 Thank you. Mr. President, have you seen the latest polls? 35 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,920 Hmm. 36 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,140 Olsen. 37 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,980 Honey, are you telling me those aren't hair implants? 38 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,240 George. Am I wrong or right? 39 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,780 Let's not start on that again. 40 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,220 You're much better looking than he is. 41 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:46,860 Right. 42 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,680 Hallie, please hurry up. We're leaving in 15 minutes. 43 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,900 Can't I stay home just this once? 44 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,560 Honey, your father's doing a speech on family, and it would be nice if the 45 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,140 people could see his family. 46 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:11,910 You still have to go. 47 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:16,690 Daddy. You have to go. 48 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:22,050 Morning, Sonny. Morning. How are you? 49 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,770 Kelly. 50 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,590 Schneider. Black suits again. 51 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:31,130 You guys should really try to expand your wardrobe. 52 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:43,210 Now, remember, when you're making your speech, try to work the word family in 53 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:47,710 as much as possible without being obvious. Family. Yes, sir. And in 54 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:53,270 closing, I would just like to say family, family, family, family, family, 55 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,270 family, 56 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:56,350 family. Like something like that. 57 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,910 Maybe one less family. One less, okay. 58 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,110 President. 59 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:07,470 Um, Daddy, did I tell you about the dance next Friday at school? 60 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:09,190 Everybody's going to be there. 61 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,870 Friday, honey, we're going to be in Houston. 62 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:16,950 But, Daddy, it's the last major dance of the year, and I've already missed all 63 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:17,950 the others. 64 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:23,930 Hallie, dear, it's an election year, so we all have to make some sacrifices. 65 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:29,470 Sacrifices? I go to an all-girls school, and I'm the only one in my grade who 66 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,470 hasn't been on a date. 67 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,770 Sweetheart, listen, I'm sorry, but it's going to have to be another time, okay? 68 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,810 Is Reed going to be there today? 69 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:43,010 All of the vice president's children will be there, yes, including Reed. I 70 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,010 hate Reed. 71 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,830 He's always trying to make a move on me. 72 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,090 Hallie. 73 00:04:55,970 --> 00:05:02,270 It is my hope, it is my hope that daycare centers like this will help 74 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:04,650 working people, working families. 75 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,880 Breathe a little easier knowing that their children are safe. 76 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:17,380 I grew up in a traditional family. When we got home from school, there was 77 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,540 always somebody there. 78 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,560 But things have changed since then. 79 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:25,920 Most of the parents... Listen, there's a great new dance club opening up tonight 80 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,360 called Club Alien. What do you say, you and me, huh? 81 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:31,000 Sorry, I don't date out of my species. 82 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,780 You don't date at all. 83 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,960 Come on. It's not like you've got any other options. 84 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,400 You have ten seconds to get your tentacles off of me. 85 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,500 Ten, nine, 86 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:45,440 eight, seven... I have one. The vice president has three. 87 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,280 Three, two... And I want to finish... One. 88 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,080 ...my family leave package. 89 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:58,740 Show America that we care about our children. 90 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,170 Thank you. 91 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:06,810 President, if we have a few minutes, it would be a great opportunity to work 92 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:07,789 with you. 93 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:08,850 Oh, yeah, funny. 94 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,410 I guess so. Thank you very much. 95 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:16,690 I hate it when he does that. 96 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:52,850 Picture this. 97 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:56,250 You're driving her home from the dance tonight. It's been a perfect evening. 98 00:06:56,470 --> 00:07:00,710 You pull over by a lake or some other body of water. You put this on. 99 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,910 I'm telling you, my friend, she'll lose control. 100 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:07,510 She will lose control and barf on you. You want make-up music, Curtis? Stick 101 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,510 with the classics. 102 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:09,910 Yeah, right. 103 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:13,690 Excuse me, sir. Do you have change for a dollar? Actually, let me grab that. Give 104 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:15,130 up the chain. 105 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:17,250 There's some. You're cheap. 50 cents? 106 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:20,690 75 cents. Come on. There it is. Come on, Duncan. 107 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 We're in a public place. 108 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,100 Speaking of public, look at this. You got this right in public. Check that 109 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,480 out. No, I didn't. Look at this. You want to see something cool? We don't 110 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,880 want to see that here, Duncan. Come on, look at this. It's really cool. Hey, 111 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:31,980 watch this. Ready? Two rings. 112 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,180 Come on, Duncan. 113 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,260 Huh? 114 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,660 Not too bad, huh? 115 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:44,220 That's real cool, Duncan. The babes will be all over you. With sticks. 116 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,340 Duncan, you got to cut this stupid magic stuff out, all right? People are going 117 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,340 to think you're a dork. 118 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:51,370 You know, you guys used to like this stuff. I used to like Sesame Street, 119 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:54,670 too. Now let's see if you can magically conjure up a date for the dance tonight. 120 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:58,350 Uh, I am not going to the dance. See, the dance is for morons. 121 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,910 Don't be such a wuss. Just ask him. I'm not asking. 122 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:02,990 Hey! 123 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,250 Hey what? 124 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:06,910 Hey! 125 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,610 Sorry I didn't get out of your way fast enough, sir. 126 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:20,870 Steve Ellinger. I can't believe that jerk's still hanging around here. At 127 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:22,370 least he was nice enough to flunk out of school. 128 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,469 No. 129 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:26,630 Remember that time in sixth grade he gave you a swirly there, Donkey? Oh, 130 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:29,090 thanks for reminding me of that. And that wedgie he gave you in the seventh 131 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,030 grade? The wedgie! I remember the wedgie. It was good. 132 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,250 Look, 133 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,330 right there. 134 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,809 It's the secret to getting girls. What do you mean? 135 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,030 What, being unfurled? 136 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,510 No, no. 137 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:40,669 Be aggressive. 138 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:44,850 Girls like a guy who's aggressive and strong. Not geeks who do magic tricks. 139 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:48,240 Look. Both of you, I could get a date for the dance, okay? I choose not to 140 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,080 yet. Fifty bucks says you can't. 141 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,780 I don't know. Hey, come on, Duncan. It's easy money. 142 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,660 Well, unless you're afraid. Afraid? 143 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,920 Stop right there. 144 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,800 No thank you. Not afraid. 145 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,840 You guys got a deal, chumps. Fifty bucks. I'll bring a date. You bring the 146 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,679 cash, all right? 147 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,680 No paid escort. 148 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:05,980 And no cousins, Duncan. 149 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,560 Fifty bucks richer. 150 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:10,700 And half of it's money. 151 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,540 Pump it, Duncan. 152 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960 Come on. 153 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,060 You're going to be aggressive. 154 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:18,030 That next girl you see, very next to me. 155 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,530 After her. 156 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,370 And her. 157 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,290 Definitely her. 158 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,399 Excuse me. 159 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,860 Do you happen to have this in smaller size? 160 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:08,080 I don't work here. 161 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:09,980 Oh, sorry. 162 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,160 Well, tell me anyway. 163 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,880 Which one do you think would look better on me? And be completely honest. 164 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Okay. 165 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,480 Actually, 166 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,660 I think they both look good. 167 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,520 Typical boy. Can't make up your mind. 168 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,370 You know, when I said that, I just meant that I'm sure whichever one you buy, 169 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,090 it's kind of great on you. 170 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,710 Oh, that's sweet. 171 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,209 I'm Hallie. 172 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,430 Duncan. Duncan Fletcher. Nice to meet you. 173 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:43,730 What you got there? 174 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:46,850 Oh, it's just something I bought at the Magic Sporting Goods store. 175 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,630 Oh, so what sport do you into? 176 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:50,770 The usual. 177 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:52,830 Bungee jumping. 178 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,070 Some karate. 179 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:55,930 Rock climbing. 180 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:59,800 Rock climbing. I've always wanted to go rock climbing, but my dad won't let me. 181 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,360 He thinks I'm made of porcelain. 182 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,220 That's a shame. It's a rush. 183 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:08,840 Just, uh, I just got back from the Grand Canyon. I bungeed off the northern rim. 184 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,560 Really? Yeah. 185 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:14,600 Bungee snapped halfway down. I had to tie it with dental floss. Uh-oh. 186 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,260 I've got to go. My ride's here. It was really nice meeting you. I know this is 187 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,140 kind of last second, but I was wondering, would there be any chance 188 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:24,140 that maybe you'd want to come with me tonight with me tonight to, like, a 189 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,140 dance? 190 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,060 A dance? 191 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,120 You mean with people our age? 192 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,160 Yes. 193 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,560 I'd love to. 194 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,080 Seriously? Yes. 195 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,240 She's got to be here somewhere. 196 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,920 I'll pick you up at 7. 197 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,200 Where do you live? 198 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:43,400 1,600 Pennsylvania Avenue. It's a big white house. You can't miss it. 199 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,900 I'll see you tonight. Okay. 200 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 I'll see you. 201 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:50,380 1,600. 1,600. That was almost easy. 202 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:57,000 Sorry, I couldn't find one that fit. 203 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,400 Bye. 204 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:03,080 Absolutely not. You can't go out on a date tonight. 205 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:08,660 But, Daddy, I don't want to go to another fundraiser with a bunch of rich 206 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,060 dorks who have paid money just to eat with us. 207 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:16,240 Hallie, you can't go out with some strange boy you met in a mall. 208 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,120 Oh, right. 209 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:22,660 You know, no one ever asked me if it was okay that you ran for president. 210 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,090 Even though it changed my whole life. 211 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,450 Honey, please. 212 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:31,470 Harley, can you excuse us for just a minute? 213 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,730 Don't bother. It's soundproof. 214 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:46,730 George, I'm not trying to keep her locked up, Carol. 215 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,190 It's just we have some special... 216 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,800 circumstances here. It's not as if she's just an ordinary girl. 217 00:12:56,060 --> 00:13:00,440 You see, that's just it. She is an ordinary girl. 218 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Face it, George. 219 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:05,880 We are the parents of a real, live, full-fledged teenager. 220 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:10,100 And incidents like this are going to happen more often if we try to keep her 221 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,380 locked up in an ivory tower. 222 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,220 And what about security? 223 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,440 That's what the Secret Service are for. 224 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,150 on your date. 225 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:32,530 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Daddy. Now listen to me. When that boy gets 226 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,070 here, I want to talk to him. Got it? 227 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:37,130 Got it. You won't... Now, hey, I get a kiss. 228 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,450 Wish me 229 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,810 luck, Harry. 230 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,230 I grew up. 231 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,810 You ready for this? Fifty dollars. 232 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,880 for a couple hunts of cheese and 75 for fish eggs. Thank you. 233 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,580 I'm going to need that promotion just to pay for this party tonight. 234 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,820 Make sure you laugh at Herb's jokes, dear. 235 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,780 He may even make you vice president. 236 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,560 Oh, look, Harry. Do nothing president. He's trying to get re-elected. 237 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,040 Don't go to the party. Go to your room and play. Go on. 238 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,740 Whoa! 239 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,980 Did you use that perfume? 240 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,300 It's not perfume. It's cologne. 241 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,060 Get out of here. 242 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,400 You think I could use a car in there? 243 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,040 Yeah, take the station wagon. 244 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,720 Oh, come on, Dad. It's a spring dance. A station wagon is the most uncool car 245 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,519 ever invented. 246 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:42,100 Well, BMW's my company car. You're not insured to drive it. I mean, I know, but 247 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,420 I'm kind of going with the girl. 248 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,420 You have a date? 249 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,680 Your first date? That's wonderful. 250 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,140 Oh, next time don't use so much. Come on, dear. 251 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,080 What kind of loser would want to go out and steal? 252 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,420 Casey, be quiet and give me that. 253 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:04,850 I want you to take this, but only use it in case of an emergency, okay? 254 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,570 Um, thanks, Dad. I appreciate it, but you know about the car that I got? 255 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,250 Oh, yeah. 256 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,210 First date, huh? Yeah. 257 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,550 Better get that station wagon washed. 258 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:01,510 Okay, Pennsylvania Avenue, here we are. 259 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,570 1300? 260 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,530 1400? 261 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:08,990 1500? 262 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:10,630 1600? 263 00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:19,870 Oh, the White 264 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:22,110 House. Dang, it's just great. 265 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,930 Yeah, she nuked you, Duncan. 266 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,650 There goes 50 bucks. 267 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,990 There's a Pennsylvania Avenue South. 268 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,330 Name, please. 269 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,830 Um, Duncan Fletcher? 270 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:51,030 Say, I was actually just wondering, is there a South Pennsylvania Avenue? 271 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,570 All right, Mr. 272 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:56,810 Fletcher. Up the driveway, park in the visitor's lot, check in with the guard 273 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,810 at the front door. 274 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,320 Yeah, but... Drive-on. Yeah, but... Drive-on. 275 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:10,160 Excuse me. I think there might be a little bit of a mix-up here. I met this 276 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,000 girl named Hallie, and I... Hallie will be down in a second, son. 277 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:18,099 Hallie's here? Where else would you expect the president's daughter to be? 278 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,599 What? 279 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,760 Duncan! 280 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:25,599 Hi! 281 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,060 Hi! 282 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,320 Hallie, why didn't you tell me you were the president's daughter? 283 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,700 Oh, that? 284 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,220 That just slipped my mind. 285 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,260 You can put your arms down now. 286 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,320 You're lucky. Last week they strip-searched a guy. 287 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,760 Really? Come on, I want you to meet Daddy. 288 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,340 Daddy? You mean the president? 289 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,680 Yeah. 290 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,520 Of our country? 291 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,700 Oh, good cry, sir. 292 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:57,100 Mr. President, as head of the Secret Service, it's my job to protect you. 293 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:02,400 But I can't do that if you wander aimlessly out into a crowd like you did 294 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400 this afternoon. 295 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:07,760 Dan, it happens to be an election year. You cannot keep him locked up. He can't 296 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,040 be re-elected if he gets shot. 297 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,980 Thanks a lot. 298 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,640 Excuse me, Daddy. 299 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,560 Oh, sweetheart, come on in. 300 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,280 Gentlemen, can you excuse me for a second, please? Thank you. Certainly, 301 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280 sir. 302 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,190 We've scheduled a dinner for the Egyptian Prime Minister on the site. 303 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,890 Daddy, this is Duncan Fletcher. 304 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,830 Duncan, how are you? I'm fine, sir. Nice to meet you. 305 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,610 Come on, sit down. 306 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,790 Just something to drink? No, sir, I'm fine. Are you sure? Yes, sir. Thank you. 307 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,410 So, tell me about yourself. 308 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:49,970 Well, I'm 17 years old. I live in Arlington. 309 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,290 I attend Franklin High School. 310 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,090 And I would have voted for you. 311 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:56,500 But I'm too young. 312 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,240 Well, that's good enough for me. 313 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:05,100 You also had your appendix out last year. And after you got your driver's 314 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,880 license, you got one parking ticket and no moving violations, right? 315 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:12,160 Yes, that's right. 316 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,160 How did you know that? 317 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,480 Well, sometimes being president has its advantages. 318 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,580 But that's... I don't want to talk to you as a president. 319 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,910 I want to talk to you as a dad, Duncan. 320 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:29,590 Yeah, a dad with his own armed secret service. 321 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,230 As long as you mention that. 322 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:38,130 I'm sure you know that with Hallie we have certain security problems. 323 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:42,050 Well, Dan, Duncan, 324 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:43,990 this is Mr. 325 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,630 Thornhill, head of the secret service. 326 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,350 First of all... 327 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:52,990 Today's little incident at the mall illuminates the need for extra 328 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:57,950 restrictions. Therefore, you will limit your dating activities to this list of 329 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:02,110 pre-approved restaurants, movie theaters, and other securable locations. 330 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,570 Okay, so wait a second. You're saying we can only go to these places and nowhere 331 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,590 else? Correct. 332 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,430 Nowhere else. 333 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:14,270 Yeah, but see, we were going to go to... We were just going to go to dinner and a 334 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,270 movie. 335 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,350 Good night, Danny. 336 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:18,369 Good night, sweetheart. 337 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:19,370 You two have fun. 338 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,910 Be back by 11, okay? 339 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,610 Duncan, nice meeting you. Nice meeting you, too. 340 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:27,010 What about the dance? Don't worry, we'll talk about it later. 341 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,050 Oh, Duncan. 342 00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,110 Sir. 343 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,110 You will be sure to take care of my little girl, right? 344 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:34,810 Of course. 345 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,350 Good night. 346 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,310 Come on, Duncan. 347 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,330 I don't know. 348 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,230 Sometimes it's harder to be a dad than it is to be president. 349 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,740 This is Rumpelstiltskin. We are heading west towards the movie theater with Snow 350 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,260 White and the Frog Prince. 351 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,920 Copy that. Frog Prince? 352 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,000 The Secret Service gives everybody a code name. 353 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,020 Yeah, I know, but Frog Prince? 354 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,380 Check my dad's been borrowing my car again. 355 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,920 Oh. 356 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,560 These guys go everywhere with you? 357 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,340 Pretty much. 358 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,200 You're so lucky. 359 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,200 You can go on dates. You can go rock climbing. 360 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:46,960 Rock climbing? 361 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,400 Didn't you say you were a rock climber? 362 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 I did. 363 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,400 I am. I do. I climb. I climb rock. Yeah. 364 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,860 But actually pretty much more now just into the karate. 365 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:00,820 Karate? Wow. 366 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,140 What belt? 367 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,780 I'm a black belt. 368 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,020 You're just lucky these seats are between us. 369 00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:25,070 this. 370 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,790 Geez, I was in Vietnam and this stuff makes me cringe. 371 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,550 Just try to think happy thoughts. 372 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:35,370 Are you sure we can't go to the dance? I think we'd have a really good time. 373 00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:36,870 Sure, we can go. 374 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:38,430 Of course, we've got to ditch these suits. 375 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:40,050 Ditch a secret service? 376 00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,550 We can't do that. We'll get in trouble. 377 00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:46,730 Come on, Mr. Bungee Climber. If we don't get rid of these guys, we're never going 378 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,730 to make it to the dance. 379 00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:49,930 Okay. 380 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:51,750 What do you have in mind? 381 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,460 Well, he's supposed to protect them, aren't we? 382 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,140 Well, I think he's the one who needs protecting right now. 383 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:09,480 I was just impaled on a jelly bean. 384 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,880 Come on, follow me. Yeah, okay. 385 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,100 Oh, this is sanitary. 386 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,560 Do you like to have a wet nap or anything? 387 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,060 Come on, hurry up. 388 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,840 I can't believe we got away with that. 389 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,140 So, off to the dance, right? 390 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,780 Right. 391 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,840 Just as soon as I stop off and buy some new clothes. 392 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,980 New clothes? Why would you want the clothes you have on? 393 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,140 Duncan, look at me. 394 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,440 What? I think you look nice. 395 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,740 I don't want to look nice. 396 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,020 I want to look hot. 397 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,520 Just make a left up here. 398 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,060 Would you mind telling me how they even got out of your sight? 399 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,080 Well, sir, Agent Schneider and I thought that Snow White and the Frog Prince were 400 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,940 on the floor engaging in some adolescent passion. 401 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,700 Maybe you'd like to explain that to the President of the United States. 402 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,820 No, sir, I would not. 403 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:35,340 Should we notify D.C. police, sir? Not yet. 404 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,760 I don't want the media getting wind of this. 405 00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:44,790 How'd he take it? 406 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:47,270 Oh, all things considered, well. 407 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,750 Mr. 408 00:24:53,850 --> 00:24:57,070 President, Agent Kelly just reported in. 409 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:01,510 Apparently, Hallie had gotten locked. 410 00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:03,570 Locked? 411 00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:08,570 Well, actually, we think she and the boy may have deliberately run away. 412 00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:09,910 Run away? 413 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:15,890 You mind telling me how a 16-year-old girl can run away from two trained 414 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,530 Secret Service men? 415 00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:20,650 Uh, we're still trying to ascertain that, sir. 416 00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:23,470 Meanwhile, Hallie's out there with no protection. 417 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,690 Okay. 418 00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:30,290 Hallie, you know Hallie. She's probably just gone out for an ice cream or 419 00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:31,290 something. 420 00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:35,250 Look, we might as well go on to the fundraiser, and as soon as they know 421 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,370 anything, they'll contact us. 422 00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:38,910 Immediately. 423 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:40,150 All right. 424 00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:42,490 All right, we'll go. 425 00:25:45,030 --> 00:25:49,010 And, Dan, I want you to find that boy's parents and bring them to the 426 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,530 fundraiser. I want to talk to them. 427 00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,170 Yes, sir. 428 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:57,230 Couldn't have waited until later. 429 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,280 Pretty much try it on the whole store. Can't you, you know, just like pick one? 430 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,880 No, I can't just pick one. 431 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,660 You do want me to look good, don't you? 432 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,560 Could you do me a favor? 433 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,780 Put these back for me. Sure. 434 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280 Wait, wait. 435 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,920 And these. 436 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,720 Okay. And wait. 437 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,780 These two. What? You have somebody in there making these for you? Jeez. 438 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920 Five. 439 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,260 Six. 440 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,200 Size whatever. 441 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,440 This 442 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:53,860 is 443 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:54,860 cool. 444 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,480 Oh, Duncan. 445 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,360 Not more dresses. 446 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,820 Well, Duncan, what do you think? 447 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,920 Whoa. 448 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:31,560 Yup. Now, Duncan, we must work on your ensemble. 449 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,680 Your outfit lacks a certain cohesive element. 450 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:39,980 Like what? 451 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:44,760 Oh, Duncan, this is so you. 452 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,720 Yeah, if I were dating someone named Yoko. 453 00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:48,980 Come on. 454 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,420 you got through 16 years of your life without this outfit. 455 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,320 It's going to take me another 16 years to pay this outfit off. 456 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,100 Well, it's on sale and you've got a credit card, right? 457 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,260 Well, yeah, but I can't use it. I mean, I don't like to use it unless there's an 458 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:01,260 emergency. 459 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400 Trust me, Duncan. 460 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,780 This is what we call a fashion emergency. 461 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,080 That'll be $730.16. 462 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:23,860 Duncan, it's Club Alien. 463 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,039 Club what? 464 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,240 Club Alien, that new club that just opened. We should go there. Okay, we can 465 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,980 go there. After the dance, of course. 466 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,120 You know, you look a lot like President Richmond's daughter. 467 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,140 Really? I've always thought she was so much prettier than me. 468 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,380 Bye. 469 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,280 What's your policy on returning items? 470 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,240 There's no return on sale items. 471 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,150 How you doing? 472 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,450 You ready to go to the dance? 473 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:25,730 Yes, but could I have a little bitty favor? 474 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:27,790 Sure. Like what? 475 00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:29,870 Can I drive? 476 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:33,550 Oh, you know what? I'm really not supposed to let anybody else drive the 477 00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:34,509 car. 478 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,510 I thought it was yours. 479 00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:38,770 Thanks, Duncan. 480 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:56,150 Then the client comes back to me, and did you remember this, Charlie? And he 481 00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:58,430 says, but I thought it was affordable. 482 00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:03,430 That story gets funny every time you tell it, Herb. 483 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,050 Gerald, honey, we need more eyes. 484 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:09,050 Okay, Herb, look, I have to get more eyes. Don't tell any more funny stories 485 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,610 until I get back. You got it, Charlie. 486 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:15,590 Herb, he couldn't make a hyena laugh. 487 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:40,290 You guys here for the party? 488 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,090 No, sweetie. 489 00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:45,030 We're federal agents with the Secret Service. 490 00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:47,990 May we please speak to your mommy or daddy? 491 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,330 And may I inquire as to the reason of your visit tonight? 492 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:58,030 Charles, you can kill him when he gets home. There's nothing you can do about 493 00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:58,729 it right now. 494 00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:02,510 Yes, there is. I can make sure that Herb, my boss, doesn't find out that her 495 00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:04,650 teenage son has taken the company car for a joyride. 496 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,770 is out with the president's daughter? 497 00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:17,010 I'm afraid so, ma'am. 498 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,150 And you're going to have to come with us. 499 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,650 You can bring your own car if you'd like. 500 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:24,490 Of all the nights for this to happen. 501 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:28,170 Well, I'm sorry, sir, but the president wants to see you now. 502 00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:31,170 Are you sure we're talking about our Duncan? 503 00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:37,210 They were last seen driving a red BMW licensed T8D1016. 504 00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:41,990 Charles, you let your son drive the company car. 505 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,570 He was getting it washed? 506 00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:52,290 Easy. Come to a nice stop. All right, I'm coming. 507 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:54,970 Woo-hoo! 508 00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:56,930 Look what we got here, boys. 509 00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,770 Something I'd really like to have. 510 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,150 Woo-hoo! 511 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:03,890 Come on over here, sweetie, and give me a big smoochy kiss. 512 00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:05,630 Look at those guys. 513 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,990 They see a girl and they turn into Howard Stern. 514 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,570 Yes, it's very rude. You're right. Just ignore them. 515 00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:14,030 Come on, give us a little kiss there, girls. 516 00:32:14,790 --> 00:32:18,430 Ellie. Hey, what's your problem? You guys late for a meeting at the inbred 517 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:19,430 club? Ellie. 518 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,950 You better watch out, honey. I'll come over there and teach you some lessons 519 00:32:23,950 --> 00:32:25,310 you never thought you'd learn. 520 00:32:25,730 --> 00:32:28,790 Well, pinhead, you get out of the car and come over here, and you'll be sorry 521 00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:29,790 you were ever born. 522 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:33,410 Oh, who's going to make me sorry? That geek you're riding with? 523 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:37,390 Excuse me, but that geek happens to be a black belt in karate, and he'll kick 524 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:38,590 your big, ugly butt. 525 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,580 We did. We did make it, but there's this little catch. They're going to come 526 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,580 looking for us. 527 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,660 We've got to get up the road, and I mean like now. 528 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:09,090 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Not a scratch. 529 00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:11,949 Hey, Duncan, look where we are. It's that dance club I told you about. 530 00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:13,668 Let's go in. 531 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:14,710 What about our dance? 532 00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:18,190 Well, we'll just hang out there until the jerks are gone, and then we'll go. 533 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,270 Oh, yeah, we just happen to end up here. 534 00:34:28,489 --> 00:34:34,150 This is Kay Wingate reporting live for WLMW Action News. 535 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:38,630 The fundraiser tonight is expected to raise up to $10 million for the 536 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:42,969 president's re-election campaign, with some people paying as much as $100,000 537 00:34:42,969 --> 00:34:45,090 just to sit at the president's table. 538 00:34:45,830 --> 00:34:48,830 Protesters here tonight maintain that this is tantamount to buying the 539 00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:51,949 presidency. This is Red Eagle. We're approaching the fundraiser with the 540 00:34:51,949 --> 00:34:52,949 prime prince's parents. 541 00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:53,668 Copy that. 542 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:55,969 Think they got anything good to eat here? Open the door. 543 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,940 I wonder how much this little trip is costing the taxpayers. 544 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,240 I can't wait to meet this guy. 545 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,120 Charles, will you stop it? This is like a police state. You know, I really don't 546 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,360 want to be touched right now. I don't particularly like touching you either, 547 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,620 sir. Anyhow, I'm telling anyone who listens, if you want to get the country 548 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:18,160 back on track, you've got to let the president finish what he started. You 549 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,959 know what I mean? 550 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,160 Absolutely. And the First Lady and I certainly appreciate your support. 551 00:35:23,380 --> 00:35:24,019 Oh, yeah. 552 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,190 Pleasure. Excuse me, Mr. President, First Lady. 553 00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:30,370 People that you requested are here in the next room. Come with me. All right, 554 00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:33,950 fine. Excuse me a minute. Something's come up here. Oh, hope it wasn't a 555 00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:34,950 salmon mousse. 556 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:42,650 It won't be long. My meat is running. 557 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:48,730 Well, this is not how I envisioned my day going. I don't care who this guy is. 558 00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:50,950 Everyone's probably bugged. 559 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:57,800 Mr. President, Charles and Rita Fletcher, the boys' parents. 560 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,500 It's nice to meet you. How are you? 561 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,340 It's an honor to meet you. Thank you. 562 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,860 And I'm Tracy. 563 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,180 I'm a big fan of yours, even though my dad thinks you're a loser. 564 00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:08,420 All right. 565 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,700 Tracy. Okay, what is going on here, please? Well, evidently your son, 566 00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:12,980 Darwin. Duncan. 567 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:17,500 Duncan has disappeared with my daughter, Hallie. We didn't know Duncan was out 568 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,900 with your daughter, Mr. President. He just said he had a date. 569 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,460 Whoa, talk about a miracle. 570 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,080 The girl would have to be brain dead to go out with Duncan. 571 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,620 This is a very big night for us. There's a party back at the house. My boss is 572 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:34,260 there. I understand, but do you have any idea where they might have gone? 573 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,200 He said that they went to the spring dance at Franklin High. 574 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,720 I'll get two men over there right away. 575 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,000 You know, Duncan is a good boy. 576 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:44,740 I'm sure that Hallie's safe. 577 00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:48,300 Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, we're not suggesting that Duncan has done anything wrong 578 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,760 here. I don't even know why we think this is Duncan's fault. 579 00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:53,690 Maybe Haley's behind all this. It's Hallie, dear. What? 580 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:56,670 Hallie. Hallie. Hallie would never do anything like this. 581 00:36:56,970 --> 00:36:57,990 Except for this afternoon. 582 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,590 She ran away to a mall this afternoon. 583 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:04,690 Well, you see, Duncan has never disobeyed me. 584 00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:06,910 Well, except tonight, dear, when he took the car. 585 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:12,670 Mr. President? Yeah? We have 250 contributors out there. We have a lot of 586 00:37:12,670 --> 00:37:15,050 money to see you, and they're not seeing you. Okay. 587 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:18,570 Yeah, right. You'll have to excuse us, okay? We'll be right back. Don't worry. 588 00:37:21,879 --> 00:37:23,660 Why don't you make yourself comfortable, sir? 589 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,300 It's going to be a while. 590 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,780 Wow, look at this place. Isn't it great? 591 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,600 Yeah. 592 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,880 Do you want to dance? 593 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,900 Um, you know, maybe in a minute. I'm actually going to go and use the 594 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,100 restroom. Why don't you just hang out here, okay? Okay. All right. 595 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:57,850 Want to dance? 596 00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:01,110 Um, sure. 597 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:17,830 Hello? 598 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:24,450 Yeah. Duncan, where are you? I got hung up, but I'm on my way. 599 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,780 What's the matter, Duncan? Duncan couldn't get a date from the Kennel Club 600 00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:27,538 there, buddy? 601 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,800 Oh, uh, I got a date. 602 00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:33,000 Actually, it's, uh, it's Hallie Richman, the president's daughter. Give me a 603 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,919 break, Duncan. 604 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,360 Susan's got a date with the president's daughter. You're right. 605 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,180 Oh, well, then I don't suppose you'd mind doubling that little wager we have, 606 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,700 then? Let me get this straight. If you show up at the dance with anyone besides 607 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:46,080 the president's daughter, you pay me a hundred bucks. 608 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,339 That's right. 609 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:48,740 All right, you got yourself a bet. 610 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,140 A hundred bucks richer. 611 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,140 Really ain't gonna be it this time, then. 612 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:54,900 I'm $100 richer. 613 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,060 Go sign up. I'm anywhere. 614 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,640 I'm not going to show. 615 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,460 Just keep looking. 616 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,738 This is my date. 617 00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:59,560 Just let me finish dancing with Steve, and then I promise I'll dance with you. 618 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,860 Oh, thanks. Look, we can't right now. We've got to go. Our friends are here. 619 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,260 Our friends? 620 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:29,590 for money babysitting? 621 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:33,150 Duncan, this is Reed, the vice president's mutant spawn. Nice to meet 622 00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:36,730 you. That sounds good. Okay, we got to get going now. Come on. Whoa, whoa, 623 00:40:36,730 --> 00:40:41,090 whoa, whoa. Not before you dance with me. Let's go. I don't want to dance with 624 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,009 you, Reed. 625 00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:46,770 Okay, I don't get it. You go out with him, but you don't go out with me. I'm 626 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:47,770 missing something. 627 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,430 Yeah, human DNA. 628 00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:50,910 Well, looky here, boys. 629 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,350 We've been looking for you, sweet thing. 630 00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:55,730 You ran over my $300 boots. 631 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,480 I don't know what the big deal is. I was just dancing with him. The big deal is 632 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,400 the guy's bad news, Hallie, okay? Trust me. I know. 633 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,289 Duncan, you're jealous. 634 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:37,950 Me? No, no, no. See, I don't get jealous of guys that have been featured on 635 00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:39,010 America's Most Wanted, all right? 636 00:41:39,510 --> 00:41:43,390 You're in the real world now, Hallie. No Secret Service men, no limousines. 637 00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:47,170 Well, why don't you just take me home, then? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We are 638 00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:49,570 going to that dance now. It's my turn to have some fun. 639 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,250 You know, the kind where you don't get killed. 640 00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:54,350 Oh, now what? 641 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,060 Oh, that's just perfect. 642 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,580 It's just a flat, Duncan. Yeah, now we're never going to make it to the 643 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:10,580 dance. 644 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,680 Reed, 645 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,840 are you sure you don't want a doctor? 646 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:17,979 No, thanks. 647 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,080 I'll be okay, thanks. 648 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,240 So, anyway, I see Howie in this dance club. What's the name of the club? 649 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:28,680 Club Alien. It's on Maryland and 34th. 650 00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:34,190 So anyway, I see Hallie in this dance club without her secret service detail, 651 00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:37,730 and I say to myself, you know, don't think he'd talk. 652 00:42:38,650 --> 00:42:42,310 This is no place for the president's daughter, okay? But when I try and get 653 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:46,770 her out of there, this young hoodlum that she's with gets his gang to beat me 654 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:47,770 up. Gang? 655 00:42:48,510 --> 00:42:49,530 Duncan's not in a gang. 656 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:51,890 Are you sure she was all right? 657 00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:53,950 Yes, sir, she was all right. 658 00:42:56,850 --> 00:42:57,850 This is ridiculous. 659 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:02,940 Rita, Tracy, wait here. Charles, where are you going? 660 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:06,560 By the time these clowns find Duncan, he'll be a grandfather. 661 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,140 Charles. 662 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,580 Wait here. George? 663 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,800 George? 664 00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:22,920 I don't like this. I don't like this one little bit. 665 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,440 Your disorders. 666 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,420 By the way, where was your secret service detail? 667 00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:31,029 Oh. Uh. 668 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,150 Uh. I think I need to see that doctor now. 669 00:43:35,550 --> 00:43:36,550 But. Dad. 670 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:43,410 Wait a minute. 671 00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:47,050 I'm coming with you. No chance. You're just going to get in my way. Besides, 672 00:43:47,050 --> 00:43:49,510 how are you going to get away from the Secret Service? 673 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:51,330 Holly can do it. I can do it. 674 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,250 I couldn't believe it. I finally get my Redskins. 675 00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:04,750 50-yard line, New York Giants. The Redskins are chasing two. 676 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,530 And he decides to go to Camp David. 677 00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:11,530 You know, he might have, but... Who goes to Camp David in November? 678 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,370 Nobody goes to Camp David in November. 679 00:44:13,630 --> 00:44:16,410 So, you know, I mean, what am I supposed to say? Oh, sorry, Mr. President. I 680 00:44:16,410 --> 00:44:18,890 can't go. I got Redskins. You know, he's a smart man. 681 00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:21,210 Hey! 682 00:44:21,970 --> 00:44:22,970 Hold it. 683 00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:25,390 Let me get that for you guys. 684 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:46,220 Figures. 685 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:54,360 Nice bumper sticker you got there. 686 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,100 Nice secret service you've got there. 687 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,080 All right, Hallie, I think we're ready to go. 688 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,560 Hallie? 689 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,320 Excuse me, sir. 690 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,840 Excuse me. 691 00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:20,330 I'm just wondering, did you by any chance see the girl that I came here 692 00:45:20,330 --> 00:45:21,330 with? Do you know where she went? 693 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:57,698 Excuse me. 694 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,160 Hey, excuse me. Hey, Duncan. 695 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:01,160 Excuse me. Hey, Hallie. Excuse me. 696 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,760 Hey, 697 00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:05,980 what are you doing here? 698 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:08,480 I had to go to the bathroom. Yeah, well, come on. We're getting out of here right 699 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,160 now. But I just got here, and I made some new friends. 700 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,860 Hey, maybe she doesn't want to leave. 701 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,920 Beat it, twerp. 702 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,940 Hallie, I demand you come with me right now. 703 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,720 over my dead body. 704 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:36,960 My pleasure. 705 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 What? 706 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:43,980 Uh, maybe we'd better go now after all. 707 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,100 What about his dead body? 708 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,540 Just a figure of speech. 709 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:55,180 Here, uh, pick a card. Any card. Call it a, uh, a last request. 710 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,580 Okay, I'll show it to everybody. Show it to everybody. 711 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,718 Show it to your friends. 712 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,720 I'm sure everybody sees this. 713 00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:09,080 You got it memorized? You know what it is? I know what it is. Okay, I'll do 714 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,920 that. Just put it anywhere on the deck, anywhere you want. 715 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,600 All right, you ready? 716 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:18,440 Is your card the... We have clubs by any chance, was it? 717 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,540 Way to go, Duncan! 718 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,960 Let me see that again. 719 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,990 You're right, you're right. 720 00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:38,830 What do you mean he's gone? 721 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:42,190 How can he be gone? I have a hall full of donors expecting him to give a 722 00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:45,830 speech. I have got the president of the United States running around like a 723 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,250 tourist from Podunk, USA. 724 00:47:48,550 --> 00:47:49,550 Podunk? 725 00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,450 I may be voting for Olsen this fall. 726 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:54,230 Hi, how are you? 727 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,070 What makes you think they might be here? 728 00:47:57,550 --> 00:48:00,850 Duncan and his friends spend more time in the mall than they do at home. 729 00:48:01,450 --> 00:48:03,990 Why would kids want to spend their time in a place like this? 730 00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,030 They've got to be here someplace. 731 00:48:09,350 --> 00:48:10,550 Oh, gosh. 732 00:48:10,770 --> 00:48:11,770 I'm sorry you have to see this. 733 00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,630 Welcome back to reality, Mr. President. 734 00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:16,370 Thank you. 735 00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:22,250 Wait a minute. 736 00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:23,710 There they are. 737 00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:36,030 Mr. President, I'm sorry. I was just kissing her. We won't do it again, we 738 00:48:36,030 --> 00:48:40,690 promise. That's right, honey. We just, uh, just made a mistake. Me? 739 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:46,610 Thank you, thank you very much. I'm going to do one more for you here now. 740 00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:49,710 This one's a little bit different. You'll notice my lovely assistant here 741 00:48:49,710 --> 00:48:51,870 is holding a pair of stainless steel handcuffs. 742 00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:53,590 If you could just, could you come over here? 743 00:48:54,190 --> 00:48:56,970 Want to lock that out of my arm here? Bring it right around back there? 744 00:48:57,130 --> 00:48:58,930 Fantastic. I'm on tight, chickie. 745 00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:00,830 All right, now if you'll... 746 00:49:01,930 --> 00:49:05,110 The handcuffs are securely fastened around my wrist. Nowhere for me to go, 747 00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:07,430 right? Now, if you could all do me a favor, could you? Could you count to 748 00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:08,430 five for me, please? 749 00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:11,310 One, two, three. 750 00:49:12,610 --> 00:49:16,530 Sorry, my fault. If we could just start over, that would be great. 751 00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:21,230 One, two, three, four, five. 752 00:49:22,090 --> 00:49:24,690 Thank you very, very much. 753 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:27,490 Thank you, guys here. I believe these are yours. 754 00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:28,790 Thank you very much. 755 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,400 Show us another one. 756 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,320 Guys, 757 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,780 I would love to do one more, but unfortunately my lady friend and I have 758 00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:45,840 to go off to a dance now. But thank you guys. I can't. I'm sorry, guys. Are you 759 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,160 ready? Oh, Skull, baby. 760 00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:49,980 There you go. There's your wallet, pal. I appreciate that. 761 00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:06,800 I didn't know you could do magic. That is so cool. 762 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:08,380 You really think so? 763 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,620 Yeah. I don't know anybody all right who can do that. All right. So are you ready 764 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:14,620 to go to the dance? 765 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,220 Ready. 766 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,560 That's my car. 767 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,080 That's my car! 768 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,240 Locked man. 769 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,040 I'm really sorry about your car, Duncan. 770 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,120 That's not my car. 771 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,860 That's my father's car. My father's company car. 772 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960 It is? 773 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,640 Why'd you tell me it was yours? I don't know. 774 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,440 But you know something? It's gone now, and we gotta go report it to the police. 775 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,660 Come on. No, Duncan, they'll call the Secret Service. 776 00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:13,240 Come on, we can just get this straightened out later. Straightened? 777 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,240 No, no, we will. 778 00:51:17,550 --> 00:51:18,509 What about the dance? 779 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:19,510 What? 780 00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:23,390 Hi! Were you out getting popcorn the last five minutes? My dad's car was just 781 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:26,090 stolen. We gotta go report that to the cops. Let's go. 782 00:51:26,310 --> 00:51:28,790 Duncan, wait, wait, wait. Just listen, okay? What are your parents gonna do to 783 00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:29,790 you when we get home tonight? 784 00:51:30,690 --> 00:51:32,270 Grounded. For life. 785 00:51:32,850 --> 00:51:33,850 No allowance. 786 00:51:34,370 --> 00:51:37,010 Oh, yeah, I get to lick the garage clean once a week forever. 787 00:51:37,770 --> 00:51:38,770 Plus a month. 788 00:51:38,990 --> 00:51:40,990 And I won't be allowed to date till I get married. 789 00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:44,170 So what difference does it make if we turn ourselves in or just wait a few 790 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,170 more hours? 791 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:46,370 I mean... 792 00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,820 How much more trouble could we get into? 793 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,780 Duncan, this is our last night of freedom. 794 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:54,640 Our last night. 795 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:57,840 Let's at least go to the dance. 796 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:01,660 You know something, Helen? 797 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:04,960 You're right. 798 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:12,380 You are absolutely right. We should go to that dance. I mean, tomorrow, I'm 799 00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:17,760 dead. So why not go now, enjoy the evening, Then tomorrow, we kiss the teen 800 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,700 years goodbye. Let's go to the dance! 801 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,220 I can't believe George just walked out like that. 802 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,540 Well, I'm sure the Secret Service will find them. 803 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:29,880 Yes. By the way, if you need to go to the banquet, I'll understand. 804 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,140 Frankly, I'd rather stay here. 805 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,720 Would you like something to eat? 806 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,200 Sure. I'll get them to send something up. 807 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,780 But won't they miss you out there? 808 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,200 Oh, believe me, they never miss the First Lady. 809 00:52:46,190 --> 00:52:47,450 Did you see where Tracy went? 810 00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:59,550 What the... At 100 G's a plate, it ought to be. 811 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,720 Paris. 812 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Oh, gee. 813 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,660 Maybe that's where they went. 814 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:21,300 Big will be on TV? 815 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,200 No. 816 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,940 A station wagon. 817 00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:26,460 Don't worry. 818 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,500 I'll lose him! 819 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,340 I can't believe it. They're running away from us. 820 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:46,440 Maybe they don't recognize us. 821 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,700 All right, pull over. I'll handle it. 822 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,460 Sometimes being president has its advantages. 823 00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:21,380 Officer, you're making the biggest mistake of your career. 824 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,640 Oh, oh, oh, is that right? That's right. 825 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:27,340 Yeah, well, the White House says President Richmond's at a fundraiser. He 826 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:28,420 has been all night. 827 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,000 You call this handling it? 828 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,000 Who knew we'd be dealing with morons? 829 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:43,020 Oh, and you had to tear up the ticket just to make your point, huh? It's not 830 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:45,500 my fault he didn't know I'm me. 831 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,080 It would help if you would carry some identification. 832 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,160 Any kind of ID. 833 00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:00,060 Oh, hey, look, there's your fundraiser. 834 00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:02,220 Yeah. 835 00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:08,500 Yeah, it's funny, they get riled up when you raise money, but if you don't, you 836 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:12,270 lose. Sometimes I think the best thing that could happen to me is I lose this 837 00:56:12,270 --> 00:56:16,050 election. I can't even remember the last time I did something with Hallie just 838 00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:17,050 for the fun of it. 839 00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:20,090 It's not easy being president and a parent, believe me. 840 00:56:20,470 --> 00:56:24,110 Hey, it's not easy being a parent even when you're not president. 841 00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:27,130 Duncan and I are practically strangers. 842 00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:31,410 I work six days a week. 843 00:56:32,070 --> 00:56:34,010 I don't even get a chance to play golf anymore. 844 00:56:34,450 --> 00:56:35,450 You play golf? 845 00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:38,130 Yes, I do. 846 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,460 In fact, I was captain of my college team. 847 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,200 You play? 848 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:45,820 Not lately. 849 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,800 Too busy with the campaign. 850 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,400 I don't have time for anything. 851 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,980 Okay, Mr. 852 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,400 President. 853 00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,540 You get one phone call. 854 00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:01,740 Thank you very much. 855 00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:03,700 Hey, 856 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,800 isn't the secretary of agriculture going to call too? 857 00:57:15,150 --> 00:57:16,910 Is there anything else we could do before we turn ourselves in? 858 00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:18,530 I mean, before we go to the dance. 859 00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:20,830 Like what? 860 00:57:22,050 --> 00:57:23,050 I don't know. 861 00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:24,490 Normal stuff. 862 00:57:25,890 --> 00:57:28,850 I mean, what do you and your friends do when there's no dance? 863 00:57:29,610 --> 00:57:30,610 I don't know, nothing. 864 00:57:31,310 --> 00:57:35,090 Except, you know, hang out with other people that are pretty much doing, well, 865 00:57:35,270 --> 00:57:36,270 nothing. 866 00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:40,130 You seem to think that, you know, having a normal life is really glamorous. It's 867 00:57:40,130 --> 00:57:41,130 not. 868 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,830 You wake up in the morning, you go to school, your teachers hassle you. 869 00:57:45,050 --> 00:57:48,190 You go home, your parents hassle you. You wake up in the morning, you do it 870 00:57:48,190 --> 00:57:49,190 all over again. 871 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:53,350 Having normal life, it's really boring. 872 00:57:53,710 --> 00:57:57,150 I mean, look at you. You jet set around the world, you meet really famous 873 00:57:57,150 --> 00:58:01,730 people. And every moment of every day is planned and scheduled for me. I mean, I 874 00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:03,590 don't even have time to have a boring moment. 875 00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:07,050 I haven't had too many of those either since I met you. 876 00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,430 What about the dance? 877 00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:29,210 Hallie, Hallie, look, I think we should really get out of here before somebody 878 00:58:29,210 --> 00:58:30,029 spots us, okay? 879 00:58:30,030 --> 00:58:32,790 No, I've never gotten to see one of these from the outside before. 880 00:58:33,070 --> 00:58:34,070 Excuse me. 881 00:58:34,550 --> 00:58:35,550 Hey. 882 00:58:36,190 --> 00:58:39,030 And now let's go over here and see if we can talk to some of these protesters. 883 00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:40,930 Uh, miss, what's your opinion? 884 00:58:41,710 --> 00:58:46,870 Listen, Richmond and his administration have totally destroyed everything this 885 00:58:46,870 --> 00:58:47,970 country once stood for. 886 00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:52,660 And this fundraiser? It just proves they're all crooks. That's not true. 887 00:58:52,980 --> 00:58:55,920 Obviously you have a different opinion about the president, miss. You bet I do. 888 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,760 You know, you look a little like the president's daughter. I know, I get that 889 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,680 a lot. They are just a couple of teenager gentlemen. How difficult can it 890 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,880 be? Find them! 891 00:59:09,180 --> 00:59:10,320 Thank you. 892 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,660 Where have you been? 893 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,520 Eating. Where else? 894 00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:20,980 You're where? 895 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,920 How did you end up there? 896 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,980 Never mind. We'll be right down. 897 00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:34,040 Well, you'll never guess where the president is. 898 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,240 No, you'll never guess where Duncan is. 899 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,520 So tell us, miss, what do you think about the president? 900 00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:44,000 I think he's basically an okay guy. 901 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,160 Except, you know, he could probably lighten up some. 902 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,970 I don't believe it. What about you? What do you think of the president? 903 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:56,530 What do I think of the president? I think the president is a great, great 904 00:59:56,530 --> 00:59:58,050 man. And forgiving. 905 00:59:58,510 --> 01:00:00,390 And we should all get behind him. 906 01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:04,090 Cool. My brother's a TV star. 907 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:07,990 Get him! Yes, sir. 908 01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:12,210 You obviously disagree with this young man? 909 01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:13,470 Well, totally. 910 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:16,370 This president is using the Secret Service to... 911 01:00:16,650 --> 01:00:17,650 on our organization. 912 01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:22,650 That is not true. He would never, ever do that. Oh, honey, you are so young and 913 01:00:22,650 --> 01:00:23,650 naive. 914 01:00:24,270 --> 01:00:27,670 President Richmond is a very corrupt and evil man. 915 01:00:28,010 --> 01:00:29,010 How can you say that? 916 01:00:29,170 --> 01:00:33,290 Do you know how hard it is to be the president? 24 hours a day, seven days a 917 01:00:33,290 --> 01:00:36,810 week, people wanting something from you every moment. He never has any time to 918 01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:38,950 do anything for himself, anything fun, anything normal. 919 01:00:39,170 --> 01:00:40,530 You don't even know him. 920 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:44,590 I know what he does. 921 01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:48,980 I'm surprised he hasn't already sent in his goon squad to break up this legal 922 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:49,980 protest. 923 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,260 There'll be three men. Go that way. Clear? Roger. Follow me. 924 01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:44,640 Come on. They're going to be here somewhere. 925 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:46,600 Well, they're not. Larry, follow me. 926 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,900 Hurry up, Duncan. Before they spot us. 927 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,440 I'm coming. 928 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,360 Slowly. I'm coming. 929 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,800 Right this way. 930 01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:09,130 Oh, dear. Honey, we just saw the kids on television. 931 01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:12,870 So did we. Dan sent a secret service out to get them, but they got away. 932 01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:16,110 What? Are you sure you want these guys protecting you? 933 01:02:16,410 --> 01:02:18,470 Would you please let my husband out of jail? 934 01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:21,970 Sorry, Mr. President. 935 01:02:22,230 --> 01:02:23,230 I had no idea. 936 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:30,990 I just talked to the precinct captain. I told him if they catch him, they call us 937 01:02:30,990 --> 01:02:32,090 before they do anything else. 938 01:02:32,510 --> 01:02:34,970 Can we get back to the fundraiser before the press gets wind of this? 939 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,920 We're not going back to the fundraiser. We're going back to the White House. 940 01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:40,940 Mr. President, if you don't go back to that fundraiser, it could cost us $10 941 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:44,040 million in donations, and that's money we're going to need in the fall. I can't 942 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,060 talk. Oh, for the rest of the night, I'm just a father. 943 01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:48,920 Let somebody else be president. 944 01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:53,700 If Duncan goes to jail, can I have his room? 945 01:02:58,540 --> 01:03:03,420 T.A.D. 1016. 946 01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:05,140 That's our boy. Let's get him. 947 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,200 We'll wait up here for a few minutes and then we'll go back down. 948 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,560 Are you okay? 949 01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:44,800 Yeah, sounds fine. 950 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,100 No, no, I'm not okay, no. 951 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,160 I've got a little confession to make. 952 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:52,700 I'm not a rock climber. 953 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:56,040 The only thing I've actually ever climbed in my life were stairs. 954 01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:57,860 And I'm not a bungee jumper. 955 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,400 And the only thing I know about karate is what I saw in the Jackie Chan movie. 956 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,160 I didn't take you for the sports at the time. 957 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:05,800 Are you mad? 958 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:13,660 I figure if you wanted to impress me that badly, then you must really like 959 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:14,660 me. 960 01:04:14,740 --> 01:04:16,820 Oh, yeah. 961 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,340 I haven't been totally upfront with you either. 962 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:26,980 When we first met, I deliberately didn't tell you who I was because I was afraid 963 01:04:26,980 --> 01:04:28,400 you wouldn't want to go out with me. 964 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,860 Why wouldn't I want to go out with you? 965 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:35,540 As you may have noticed, my life is kind of... 966 01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:38,470 Complicated. That's true. 967 01:04:40,390 --> 01:04:44,850 And even though I've gotten into more trouble tonight than I have in my entire 968 01:04:44,850 --> 01:04:48,210 life, I've still had a really great time. 969 01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:51,310 For the most part. 970 01:04:53,610 --> 01:04:54,610 Me too. 971 01:05:01,210 --> 01:05:04,790 Hey, um, I got this for you back at the, uh... 972 01:05:05,180 --> 01:05:06,180 At the clothing store. 973 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,320 Thank you. 974 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:22,360 I love this song. 975 01:05:25,780 --> 01:05:27,060 Do you want to dance? 976 01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:29,460 Here? 977 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,340 Yeah. It'd be fun. 978 01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:40,790 Come on, I'll show you the thing. 979 01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:03,290 Let's just stay up here all night and watch the sunrise. 980 01:06:05,110 --> 01:06:06,210 What about the dance? 981 01:06:06,870 --> 01:06:08,370 It's going to be over pretty soon. 982 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:12,390 Yeah, but, um, you know what? 983 01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:14,350 We really have to go to that dance. 984 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:17,530 Why? We'll only make the last five minutes. 985 01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:20,210 It's so beautiful up here. 986 01:06:21,170 --> 01:06:26,470 It really is beautiful, but, you know, I don't show up at that dance. 987 01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:27,950 What? 988 01:06:28,290 --> 01:06:35,250 Well, I, uh... I sort 989 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:36,250 of made this bet. 990 01:06:37,170 --> 01:06:38,170 A bet? 991 01:06:40,270 --> 01:06:41,270 Kind of a bet. 992 01:06:43,030 --> 01:06:44,950 It was, um, about you. 993 01:06:45,430 --> 01:06:46,750 You made a bet about me. 994 01:06:47,690 --> 01:06:49,190 Um, yeah, yeah. 995 01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:53,270 Bet my friends $100 I'd show up at the dance with the president's daughter. 996 01:06:54,590 --> 01:06:55,590 Oh. 997 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:59,790 So that's why you were so eager to get me to the dance. 998 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:02,830 I'm just some kind of trophy to show off to your friends. 999 01:07:03,910 --> 01:07:06,170 I thought you went out because you liked me, Duncan. 1000 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,820 Looks like you're going to lose your bet. 1001 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:14,420 Hallie. 1002 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,100 Hallie. 1003 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,980 Hallie. Hallie, come on. Wait, please. 1004 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,780 Please stop, Hallie. 1005 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,320 It was a stupid bet. I'm sorry. It was before I got to know you. 1006 01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:48,940 Fancy meeting you here. 1007 01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,380 What's the matter? 1008 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,600 You having a bad night? 1009 01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,600 You could say that. 1010 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,320 The guy I was with ended up being a real jerk. 1011 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,980 Yeah. The more immature they are, the more they feel they gotta prove 1012 01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,860 themselves. Tell me about it. 1013 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,880 I thought he liked me for me, you know. 1014 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,300 A woman like you doesn't need a boy. 1015 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,000 She needs a man. 1016 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,779 A man who understands her. 1017 01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:20,910 Give me a break. 1018 01:08:21,470 --> 01:08:24,770 All I'm saying is don't let this guy ruin your whole evening. 1019 01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:28,029 Hop on. Let me show you a real good time. 1020 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:29,710 Like what? 1021 01:08:30,170 --> 01:08:32,350 Me and my roommates are having a little party tonight. 1022 01:08:33,689 --> 01:08:34,870 You can be my date. 1023 01:08:36,229 --> 01:08:37,229 How about it? 1024 01:08:38,149 --> 01:08:39,290 I'm not so sure. 1025 01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:40,670 Come on. Allie! 1026 01:08:42,970 --> 01:08:43,970 Allie! 1027 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:45,750 I'd love to. 1028 01:08:48,729 --> 01:08:49,729 Hey. 1029 01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:52,130 Allie, where are you going? 1030 01:08:53,010 --> 01:08:54,990 Steve and I are going to a party at his house. 1031 01:08:55,569 --> 01:08:56,830 And I'm going to be his date. 1032 01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:59,609 Allie, you don't know this guy. 1033 01:09:00,630 --> 01:09:01,850 Don't wait up for us, Fletcher. 1034 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,850 Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger. Ellinger, Ellinger. 1035 01:11:04,170 --> 01:11:04,849 who lived here? 1036 01:11:04,850 --> 01:11:08,450 Yeah. I know it's a little rough, but where do you see the inside? 1037 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:16,950 Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, they've just been apprehended in an 1038 01:11:16,950 --> 01:11:19,150 alley on 10th after a high-speed chase. 1039 01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:21,090 Cool. Oh, my. 1040 01:11:21,330 --> 01:11:22,330 Oh, that's great. 1041 01:11:22,790 --> 01:11:27,690 Apparently, they are also suspects in a convenience store holed up earlier this 1042 01:11:27,690 --> 01:11:29,170 evening. What? 1043 01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:30,830 Are they all right? 1044 01:11:31,090 --> 01:11:33,150 They're fine. I'm having them brought here immediately. 1045 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:37,000 Olsen's people are going to have a field day with this. Daughter of family values 1046 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,400 present on crime spree. 1047 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:42,180 Our son's a juvenile delinquent. And our daughter is Patty Hurt. 1048 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,280 What's that smell? 1049 01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,500 That's been here since we moved in. Don't worry, he'll get you. 1050 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,200 Come on in. 1051 01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:56,920 Hey, Evo! 1052 01:11:57,260 --> 01:12:00,060 Who is your friend? 1053 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,400 This is Hallie. 1054 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:03,100 She's going to party with us for a while. 1055 01:12:03,530 --> 01:12:07,090 Now listen, if you get sick of him, you just let me know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get 1056 01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:08,090 out of here, man. 1057 01:12:08,970 --> 01:12:09,970 Come on. 1058 01:12:12,910 --> 01:12:13,910 Allie! 1059 01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:15,390 Allie! 1060 01:12:16,930 --> 01:12:17,930 Hello. 1061 01:12:18,390 --> 01:12:19,390 Oh, hi. 1062 01:12:19,610 --> 01:12:23,670 Sorry, obviously you're not Steve Ellinger. Is there a Steve Ellinger Jr. 1063 01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:25,010 here this evening? 1064 01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:27,390 Close the door quick, Herbert. It's one of them psychos. 1065 01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:28,610 Beat it. 1066 01:12:29,130 --> 01:12:30,130 That would be a no. 1067 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,400 What are you doing? 1068 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,660 I was trying to kiss you. 1069 01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:06,040 Look, I really like you and all, but that's moving too fast. 1070 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,480 Okay. 1071 01:13:07,660 --> 01:13:08,660 Let's just dance. 1072 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,240 These are the ones, sir. 1073 01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:34,850 You're sure these are the ones? 1074 01:13:35,490 --> 01:13:38,090 Yes, sir. Red BMW, T8D, 1016. 1075 01:13:38,450 --> 01:13:41,330 How's it going, Mr. P? Hey, where'd you get that car? 1076 01:13:42,310 --> 01:13:44,150 Hey, lighten up, man. We boosted it. 1077 01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:45,450 Oh, there was no one in it. 1078 01:13:45,790 --> 01:13:46,790 Get him out of here. 1079 01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:48,889 Let's go. 1080 01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:49,889 Hey, Mr. 1081 01:13:49,890 --> 01:13:51,710 P, you think we could stay in the Lincoln bedroom? 1082 01:13:52,870 --> 01:13:53,870 Now's not a good time. 1083 01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:54,990 We'll call you. 1084 01:13:55,870 --> 01:13:57,830 Hey, guys, can we go to the zoo in your shop on the way out? 1085 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,600 So where are they? 1086 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,240 Dan. 1087 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,340 I'll get right back to you on that. 1088 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,040 Come on, come on, faster! 1089 01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:13,420 Faster! 1090 01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:19,520 Steve, what are you doing? Stop! 1091 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,400 What's your problem, huh? 1092 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,300 I think you better take me home now. 1093 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:26,380 Look, I'll take you home when I'm ready. 1094 01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:27,920 Fine, I'll walk. 1095 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,880 Excuse me. 1096 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:33,540 He's out. Shut up, man. 1097 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:38,700 Where do you think you're going? Home. I'll take a bus if I have to. Look, 1098 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,280 nobody walks out on Steve Allinger. 1099 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:43,600 Oh, well, then I guess I'm nobody because that's exactly what I'm doing. 1100 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,120 Let me go. 1101 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:48,780 You be a good little girl, come back in the house, and I'll take you home later. 1102 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,380 Steve, I need you to let me go. 1103 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:53,240 Steve, stop. 1104 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,220 I want to go home now. 1105 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:05,220 Come on, Hallie. I'm here to take you home. Maybe she doesn't want to go. I do 1106 01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:07,700 want to go home. You shut up. Maybe she doesn't want to shut up. Look, you've 1107 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:10,840 got five seconds to get out of here. One, two, five! 1108 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,500 Duncan, 1109 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:15,960 are you okay? 1110 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:19,560 I'm okay, Hallie. You stay out of this, all right? I'm handling it. 1111 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,280 Do you want some more? 1112 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:22,860 Yeah, I want some more! 1113 01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,460 Duncan! 1114 01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:30,380 Hallie, I'm handling this. You stay up there. 1115 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,680 Give it up, little man, before I really get angry. 1116 01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:35,600 You like that, Howie? 1117 01:16:08,410 --> 01:16:09,410 Smile! 1118 01:16:14,550 --> 01:16:15,550 Yeah! 1119 01:16:15,990 --> 01:16:16,990 Ow! 1120 01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:19,070 Duncan! 1121 01:16:19,510 --> 01:16:22,370 You idiot! You could have gotten killed! Yeah, well, we're both gonna get killed 1122 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,250 if we don't get out of here. His friends might come out and help. Come on, we 1123 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,110 gotta go. We gotta go. Wait, wait! Where are you going? 1124 01:16:32,470 --> 01:16:33,530 Oh, did... 1125 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:06,100 You were right, Duncan. 1126 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,740 If I were more careful like you, I wouldn't get into so much trouble. 1127 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:13,760 Well, if you were more careful like me, you wouldn't have a life. 1128 01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:16,360 You just gotta be careful who you hang out with, that's all. 1129 01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:19,560 I guess not everybody's as nice as you. 1130 01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,900 Oh, I don't know how nice I am. 1131 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:26,800 I've been trying to get you that dance all night just so I could, you know, win 1132 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:27,800 a hundred bucks. 1133 01:17:28,580 --> 01:17:29,580 I'm sorry. 1134 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,220 You know, I guess I... 1135 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:34,900 I kind of used you. 1136 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,520 I kind of used you, too. 1137 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:41,940 I wanted to go out so badly, I'd have said yes to anybody. 1138 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,420 But I'm really glad it was you, Duncan. 1139 01:17:49,820 --> 01:17:51,260 You sure you don't want me to go with you? 1140 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:53,960 Yeah. 1141 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,820 Daddy will be mad enough as it is. 1142 01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:03,760 Oh, hey, um... I thought, uh... You know, you might... I'd like to have this 1143 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:04,760 back. 1144 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:18,180 So, you think we'll ever get to see each other again? 1145 01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:20,540 Maybe. 1146 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:23,820 I won't be the president's daughter forever, you know. 1147 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,680 Yeah, only four more years if your father gets re-elected. 1148 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:00,360 Allie, where you been? Don't worry, guys. 1149 01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:02,320 I'm not going anywhere. 1150 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,160 Not anymore. 1151 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,340 Snow White has returned to the castle. 1152 01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:14,980 Roger that. 1153 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,360 Trust me, it'll happen. Watch. There you go. 1154 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:24,100 See, that's too tense. You have to loosen the shoulders as a pendulum. I 1155 01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:25,360 don't feel tense. Go ahead. 1156 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,340 Perfect. Well, how about... 1157 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,000 That's not bad. 1158 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,560 Oh, Hallie. 1159 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:39,460 Oh, my God. 1160 01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:42,060 Where have you been? 1161 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:43,800 A lot of places. 1162 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:46,960 Where's Duncan? 1163 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,600 He's on his way home. 1164 01:19:49,340 --> 01:19:50,340 Oh, he's home. 1165 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:52,340 Just wait till I get my hands on him. 1166 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,760 I am really sorry about tonight. 1167 01:19:55,870 --> 01:19:59,010 And good luck on your campaign, huh? Well, good luck on your promotion. 1168 01:19:59,590 --> 01:20:01,130 Yeah, after tonight I'm going to need it. 1169 01:20:01,570 --> 01:20:03,110 Good night, thank you. Let's go. 1170 01:20:03,310 --> 01:20:04,148 Good night. 1171 01:20:04,150 --> 01:20:05,230 Good night, Mr. P. 1172 01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:07,030 Night, Tracy. 1173 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:09,710 Is it breakfast yet? 1174 01:20:10,030 --> 01:20:11,030 You, come on. 1175 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:18,610 Young lady, you have cost the taxpayers nearly $50,000. 1176 01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:20,350 We'll handle it, Dan. 1177 01:20:20,810 --> 01:20:23,770 And you could have cost your father his re-election. Good night, gentlemen. 1178 01:20:24,940 --> 01:20:27,400 This is family business, not an affair of state. 1179 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:28,940 Sir, I'm just trying... Good night. 1180 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,560 Good night. 1181 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,980 Well, first order of business. 1182 01:20:54,730 --> 01:20:56,090 Would it help if I said I'm sorry? 1183 01:20:57,550 --> 01:20:58,550 Wouldn't hurt. 1184 01:20:59,450 --> 01:21:00,890 But you're still not off the hook. 1185 01:21:14,610 --> 01:21:16,210 I still can't believe it. 1186 01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:20,770 17 years of being completely responsible and trustworthy. 1187 01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:25,570 I used to brag about you to my friends as a wild teenager. 1188 01:21:29,110 --> 01:21:32,110 Boy, oh boy, you have really made up for lost time. 1189 01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:33,370 Down here, sir? 1190 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:34,430 Sorry. 1191 01:21:35,210 --> 01:21:37,990 And you are grounded indefinitely. 1192 01:21:38,950 --> 01:21:39,950 And your allowance? 1193 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:42,530 That's gone. 1194 01:21:42,650 --> 01:21:43,650 Get in. 1195 01:21:46,170 --> 01:21:50,700 Look, Duncan, I was pretty rough on you back there, but... I've been thinking, 1196 01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,160 when you're no longer grounded, we should do some stuff together. 1197 01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:55,420 Maybe play a little golf? 1198 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,300 Maybe you could teach me one of those magic tricks. 1199 01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:02,140 Really? Yeah. 1200 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,580 Sure. That'd be great. 1201 01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:09,980 Well, that's a great jacket. 1202 01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:14,040 Looks new. 1203 01:22:15,460 --> 01:22:16,980 Expensive. Oh, it was. 1204 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:23,140 You know, an emergency came up, so I did what you told me to. I charged it. 1205 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:24,560 You charged it? 1206 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,140 Well, you... Dad, look out! 1207 01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:33,600 You idiot! 1208 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,660 What, you didn't see me? 1209 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,260 You didn't see the sign? 1210 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,280 What part of... Stop! Don't you understand? 1211 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,660 70... 80... 1212 01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:49,460 Ninety-one hundred. 1213 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:53,540 So what did you really do Saturday night? You chickened out. 1214 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:59,680 Saturday night, uh, I had a date with the president's daughter. 1215 01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:03,600 Got chased all night by the Secret Service. My dad's car was stolen. 1216 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,400 Got into a brawl at a dance club. 1217 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,020 Put on a magic show at a biker bar. That was pretty cool. 1218 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,540 Uh, was on television. 1219 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,880 And, oh, right, I kicked Steve Ellinger's butt. 1220 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:13,840 Any other stupid questions? 1221 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,000 All right, you know, you don't have to tell us if you don't want to, Duncan. 1222 01:23:17,310 --> 01:23:19,170 I don't really care if you guys believe me or not. 1223 01:23:19,650 --> 01:23:20,650 You know why? 1224 01:23:20,810 --> 01:23:22,390 Saturday night was the night of my life. 1225 01:23:22,990 --> 01:23:27,050 I mean, I got to go out with a girl who was beautiful and smart and funny, and 1226 01:23:27,050 --> 01:23:28,450 she liked me for me. 1227 01:23:29,350 --> 01:23:31,630 And, oh, yeah, she thinks magic's pretty cool. 1228 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:36,510 Whatever. 1229 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:41,670 The election of 1920 had a lot of first-time voters. 1230 01:23:42,410 --> 01:23:45,130 Does anyone remember who they were? 1231 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:49,940 Wake up, Duncan. 1232 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,600 Duncan, 1233 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,920 the Secret Service is here for you. 1234 01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:04,640 Now what did I do? 1235 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,600 Boys? Nice to see you again, Duncan. 1236 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,200 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1237 01:24:13,660 --> 01:24:14,660 Whoa. 1238 01:24:35,470 --> 01:24:37,450 That's all right, gentlemen. I'll take it from here. 1239 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,250 Hello, Mr. President. 1240 01:24:39,730 --> 01:24:40,730 Well, Duncan. 1241 01:24:42,810 --> 01:24:48,330 I must say that since you and I first met, I've been very excited. 1242 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:50,550 Yeah. 1243 01:24:51,010 --> 01:24:55,150 Listen about that, Mr. President. I just want you to know that it was my fault. 1244 01:24:55,230 --> 01:24:56,750 Hallie had nothing to do with it. 1245 01:24:57,230 --> 01:24:58,230 She's completely innocent. 1246 01:24:58,430 --> 01:25:00,590 Hallie told me everything that happened Saturday night. 1247 01:25:02,070 --> 01:25:03,070 Everything? 1248 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,540 Even about the boy on the motorbike. 1249 01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,020 Yeah. 1250 01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:10,240 Well, you know, I guess if we didn't ditch the Secret Service, then I 1251 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:11,280 wouldn't have had to save her. 1252 01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:12,820 Yeah, but you did, didn't you? 1253 01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:17,100 And for that, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1254 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:21,040 Well, it's my pleasure, Mr. President. 1255 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,540 Of course, I'm never going to get to see her again, but... Oh, I'm not sure I'd 1256 01:25:26,540 --> 01:25:27,540 veto that idea. 1257 01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:31,280 Really? In fact, I'd feel fine knowing she's out with you. 1258 01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:36,540 Duncan, if you ever need anything, let me know, okay? Well, thank you, Mr. 1259 01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:37,740 President. All right, all right. 1260 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:39,100 Bye. 1261 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:46,640 Actually, Mr. President, um, now that you mention it, there is one little 1262 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,640 thing you could do for me. 1263 01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:53,820 Charles, you'll never guess who I just got off the phone with. 1264 01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:55,720 Who? 1265 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,040 The White House. 1266 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,600 The White House? 1267 01:25:58,780 --> 01:25:59,780 The President. 1268 01:26:00,710 --> 01:26:04,330 wants me to play golf with him on Saturday, and he specifically asked that 1269 01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:05,330 I bring you with me. 1270 01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:06,590 Really? 1271 01:26:06,770 --> 01:26:07,770 The president? 1272 01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,630 Start working on your golf swing. 1273 01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:12,310 Mr. Vice President in charge of operations. 1274 01:26:13,410 --> 01:26:14,790 The president, Charles. 1275 01:26:15,270 --> 01:26:16,270 Saturday. 1276 01:26:17,530 --> 01:26:20,310 I wonder if the Secret Service knows my handicap. 1277 01:26:21,370 --> 01:26:22,790 Thank you, George. 1278 01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:24,450 Thank you very much. 1279 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:32,920 Evening, Mr. Fletcher. 1280 01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:35,000 Top of the evening to you, Ron. 1281 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,180 You must be getting used to this, Duncan. 1282 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:42,960 Do you actually own another suit? 1283 01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:45,260 Duncan? 1284 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:48,840 Hey. 1285 01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:54,020 Night, Dad. Night, Mom. 1286 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:55,620 Night, baby. Good night. 1287 01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:57,680 Don't worry, Mr. President. I'll have her home by 11 o'clock. 1288 01:26:58,340 --> 01:26:59,340 Whenever. 1289 01:27:04,490 --> 01:27:08,970 You know, once this election's over, why don't we take a little family vacation? 1290 01:27:10,310 --> 01:27:11,990 What were you thinking, Camp David? 1291 01:27:12,470 --> 01:27:13,910 I was thinking Camp David. 1292 01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:15,850 Or Paris. 1293 01:27:17,850 --> 01:27:19,050 Paris. Paris. 1294 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:24,490 I never thought we'd get the chance to do this again. Yeah, I know. 1295 01:27:25,290 --> 01:27:29,690 You know, your dad is a really cool guy for trusting us like this. Yeah. 1296 01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:56,960 The Cheetahs are back and ready to take Spain by storm. 1297 01:27:57,300 --> 01:28:00,680 Don't miss all the singing and dancing in the Disney Channel original movie, 1298 01:28:00,820 --> 01:28:01,940 The Cheetah Girls 2. 1299 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:05,140 Tomorrow at 8, 7 Central, here on Disney Channel.